susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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