I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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