it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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