we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
And then he peed in my hair
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