dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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