I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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