This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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