No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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