I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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