im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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