She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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