"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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