There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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