Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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