yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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