We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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