I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Randomize
