im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm so fucking centered right now
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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