Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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