i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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