that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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