what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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