The maid of honor just puked.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
you never un-have a 4some
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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