is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Say something about gay babies.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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