Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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