Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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