He managed to light the Jello on fire...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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