can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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