that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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