Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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