you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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