omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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