i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You smell like stripper and shame
where does the pee come out of this thing
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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