Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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