Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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