there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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