i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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