I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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