butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I want to make a zoo with you.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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