i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i just google imaged poop.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
