she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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