So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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