Well douche your snatch and let's go!
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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