ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
