C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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