S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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