hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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