Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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