no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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