I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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